why you should be self employed and working from home

You get to eat all the time.

You can take 6 or more naps a day.

You can spend hours watching daytime TV (as if you’d want to)

You can walk about in the nude when it’s hot.

You don’t need to shower.

You can spend all day looking at naughty sites without getting fired from your job.

You can start work late.

You can finish early.

You can sit in a neighbourhood cafe and drink coffee all morning.

You can waste time and not get told off.

You can be untidy and messy.

You can go on vacation every second week.