The boy who got angry with Google

Something amused me yesterday. A teacher was telling me about a 7 year old boy in his class who got angry with Google.

The teacher was sitting with the boy helping him research something for the project the boy was working on, and they
were using Google to search but having trouble finding the exact information they needed.

So the boy said “type in we are getting angry”

“No we can’t do that,” said the teacher. “Google doesn’t work that way. We’ll just have to change the search words a little and we’ll find what we need.”

This made the boy shout. “now you have to type in we are getting VERY angry.”

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Telling me the story, the teacher hypothesized that it showed how the world was changing and the kids who had grown up with computers related to them almost as they would to another person. And that they were so used to using Google that they believed it had emotions and would respond to anger or laughing.

As for me I just think it was a badly behaved little boy :)

nothing comes easy

Read this in a column in The Independent, a UK newspaper a couple of days ago:

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“Most things in life aren’t about talent, they’re about skill. Everybody starts out bad at stuff and most people stay
that way, but you don’t have to. The only thing that stops you getting better at something is not trying”

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I know that above quote is the kind of thing you read time and time again, but it’s true isn’t it.

The columnist was writing about a juggling taxi driver in San Francisco, but they could just as easily have used the
same words about an internet marketer (and who knows, you may be an internet marketer in San Francisco :) I’m sure
that some of you are)

It’s commonsense that you’re not going to become a success at something without practice, without working on improving your skill level.

Your first web site probably isn’t going to be great, the first article you write might be rubbish. You’re not going to create a compelling Camtasia video the first time you use the program. The first landing page you put up probably won’t work well until you’ve tweaked it many times to boost the conversion rate, the first Adwords ad you write won’t be as simple to write, or as good, as one that you write down the track.

In other words you’ve got to put the work in, you’ve got to do the hard yards, nothing comes easy and to succeed you’ve got to put time and effort into educating yourself in what works, and into constant self improvement.

Lesson over :)

Think Backwards

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I know this is not original thinking. It’s been said, in one form
or another, many times before, but here’s a really simple
success tip: Start with the end in mind and work backwards.

Know exactly what you want your new project or site to look like.

Know exactly what you want to achieve from it.

Draw a picture of it, maybe just in your mind. Not the steps of getting there, just the end product.

Only then, when you can picture what you want the end result to be, should you sit and work out how to get there.

It’s the same when you’re entering a niche for the first time. You’ve done research, found out that it’s not too competitive, seen that people are buying stuff in that niche. But where do you fit in? What are you after in that niche? You’ve got to ask yourself what you want from it. Where do you want to take it.

Then, only then, ask yourself how you’re going to get there.

What I’m saying I guess (because this is just quickly pouring out of my typing fingers and I’m not stopping to think) is don’t just do a bit of research and then throw up some quick sites and start getting a bit of traffic to them and then wait to see what happens.

Visualize it all instead.

Picture the end result.

If you do that you’ll KNOW in advance what’s going to happen when you get those sites up and start getting traffic. You’ll know because you’re working to a plan. You know what steps you have to take to get people coming to those sites, to get them participating in those sites, to get those people buying from you.

Something else you should do is look a year, two years, down the track.

What do you see yourself achieving in that niche?

Can you compete in that niche?

Are you sure you even want to be in that niche?

Can you sustain interest in it long enough? Or will it bore you so much that you start to neglect it?

What are you aiming for?

A whole network of mini sites that pull in affiliate commissions every day?

A content site so good that it takes number one spot in Google and rakes in advertising dollars?

A product of such high quality and appeal that all the top players in that niche want to be your affiliate?

What I’m saying is don’t just throw yourself blindly into something because keyword research tools suggest the demand it there.

What I’m saying is look ahead. Plan ahead. Know what you want and then work out how you’re going to get there.

Think backwards.

How to really freak someone out

For the past few weeks I thought that I was dying, or at least about to lose an eye.

About 4 years ago, taking photographs in the slums of Bangkok, I got a small cut in my left eye, and now and again (especially when I’m on a long haul flight) I’ll get a red, sore eye which looks worse than it feels, and all I can do is put drops in it to keep it lubricated. It’s not a major problem.

Anyway, 3 weeks ago I went for an eye test to get new glasses, and after a minute or two the optometrist (very unprofessionally) started muttering to himself “I don’t like what I’m seeing, I don’t like what I’m seeing, I don’t want to do this.”

When I butted in to ask what he was talking to himself about he said he didn’t want to be the one to tell me this but I’d got a tumour growing in my eye..

And then he started saying that it could be cancerous, it might not be, I’d have to have a biopsy…bla bla bla.

Anyhow it took nearly 3 weeks to get an appointment with an eye specialist, even though the optometrist phoned up while I was there and said it was urgent.

So I’ve been sat here for nearly 3 weeks – having been told not to spend too much time on my computer and to rest my eyes – letting my imagination freak me out.

The good news is that after an hour or two of examination and multiple tests he told me that the optometrist had got it COMPLETELY wrong and I haven’t got a tumour at all.

So thank goodness for that :)

What I’ve do have is some old scar tissue on my eye, and a sort of thin spot on my eyeball, probably from an old head injury.

I’ve had plenty of those, back in my crazy photographer days

Anyhow my eye problem can’t be treated, but probably won’t ever affect my vision and it’s not anything to worry about.

Just got to live with it :)

More soon, including more ‘how-to’ on product creation.

And watch out for a new book from me very soon. It’s almost ready.

wordpress plugin help needed

All I’ve managed to get done since I got back from my trip to England, is set up and hosted a WordPress blog for Lindy, a neighbour and good friend, who has a horrible degenerative disease called Spinocerebellar Ataxia. The blog is at http://spinocerebellarataxia.org/

And I’m a bit stuck with something on it, so I may as well ask for help.

See the “Most Popular Posts” top middle of the site? A plugin was supposed to come with the theme, but didn’t, and I can’t find it. The source code shows

<div id=”mostpop-Post”>
<h2>Most Popular Posts </h2>
<ul>
<li><a href=”#”></a></li>

Anyone know which plugin this is?

And BTW, if you have a non spammy health site, Lindy would love a link from you :)